Alright I know what some of you are gonna say so I'll address it here and now.  Yes my good friend Timothy MacDonald Hosmer has a blog, yes i've gotten the "you two are the same person" thing before, so why not rip something else off, besides he's cool with it.  In addition, I;ve been compared to people vastly different from Hoz..  SO using our geometry skills lets use the rule:

if a=b and b=c, then a must be equal to c. Let's have A stand for Hoz and B stand for me.  C will be the third person in question.  Using this rule that makes the mystery man and Hosmer the same.  Well I am here to tell you that anyone that knows both of them would not compare Puffy Nipples Timothy to Simple Plan Pastore. (See, I stole the Simple Plan nickname too...)

Besides if no one borrowed anything from anyone, the word "original" would not be in Webster's Dictionary.  We got the first one out of the way, lets see how long it takes to offend someone...